REFRIGERATOR

I explored my neighbor’s backyard

Though he told me to stay out.

I found an abandoned refrigerator,

A treasure chest calling to me.

I knew I shouldn’t, but I climbed in.

I could just fit with my arms by my sides.

Would I still fit if I pulled the door closed? 

I tried and heard a distinct click. 

The blackness was absolute. 

I couldn’t even see the door.  

I pushed with all my might. Nothing.

I hated that door. My mind leaped to panic.

I pounded with my fists.  Pain made me stop.

I hollered for help ‘til I was hoarse.

Total silence.

Then, a click.

The door flew open.

He pulled on my shirt with one hand 'til

I was dangling above the refrigerator,

Slapped me hard with his other hand and

Told me to get out of his yard.

I cried running home.

I smelled of my own piss.

He saved me.

Why wasn’t he happy?