Tuesday was an earthquake,
Sunday a hurricane.
Must there be eight more plagues?
It’s driving me insane.
All this is my fault
Since I was so wicked
I lied; said I was 65
To get a discount ticket.
Because of me there’s suffering
By innocent women and men
I promise all most sincerely
I’ll never do it again.
If you may be tempted
Please take my advice
Unless you can survive heaven’s wrath
You’re better off paying full price.