Yo!
My name is Sam seagull.No, I’m not Jewish.
That’s a joke.
Where’s your sense of humor?
It was funny to my bird brain.
Yes, I’m a bird, baron of the beach.
All claims to clams and mussels are mine.
Try to take one and I’ll break your eardrum.
I live high on the hog all summer,
Winter too.
No, I don’t go south.
Miami?
That’s those other Siegel’s.
